Bitch Heaven (the hot July bitch)

Dammit.  My yellow slinky nightie is in the wash, and the roses on the bedside table need to be replaced, and my hair isn't dark, its blond.  But I got the right attitude.  I got the dark stockings, the feather bed, the smoldering impatient bitchy attitude, surely I will be allowed my rightful place in Bitch Heaven.  I'm July.  The month of hot summer sun, the cool blue sea, margaritas, sun screen that smells of coconut, and men on a foreign beach who don't speak English.  This is where you will find me.  The hot July bitch. 

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