My niece Angie wields a mean mop. She single-handedly wrangled a herd of fifteen sponges from behind my kitchen sink. Give the girl some props!
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Thank Gawd Angie showed up. 15 of them stuck drying and dying behind your sink? Oh the humanity - As the Michigan Prez of STS (Save the Sponges) I really must chide you for your total disregard for the life and happiness of the spongi that were entrusted to your care. Sponges need water - preferably warm, soapy water - on a regular basis. They are not to be abandoned behind the sink like Paris Hilton's panties. Where is your compassion woman?
ReplyDeleteI swear I had no idea it was that many, although I've lived here for seven years which means a total of two sponges per year--- I figured there was no way to retrieve them from the hell of their existence, but boy was I mistaken. They are now happily ensconsed in sponge heaven.
ReplyDeleteAngie could give lessons! I'd love to have some of her skills rub off on my kids who think that cleaning is a spectator sport.
ReplyDeleteShe could give lessons. I told her last night, I bow down before you. You are the Master. LOL
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